From: snjones@ix.netcom.com(Stephen Jones ) Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology Subject: Re: GO RON! GO RON! Date: 23 Feb 1996 19:52:19 GMT Organization: Netcom Message-ID: <4gl5tj$t7i@ixnews4.ix.netcom.com> References: <4fl6sc$70b@newsbf02.news.aol.com> <4fmsm1$gi@reader2.ix.netcom.com> <4g2urd$ecs@hydra.acs.ttu.edu> In <4g2urd$ecs@hydra.acs.ttu.edu> Z5D31@ttacs3.ttu.edu (Padre Martini, OED) writes: > >In <4fmsm1$gi@reader2.ix.netcom.com> snjones@ix.netcom.com(Stephen writes: >> You gotta go go go! You just gotta, Ron! (I added that second part >> because I think it adds an urgency to the whole message..like, what >> if Ron heard but didn't think we really meant it? It just might >> make him sad. If he was sad he probably would get behind in his >> astral research..that would be bad for humanity). >If you want to know the truth, he's getting _very_ behind in his >research or whatever it is he says he's supposed to be doing. I mean, >he and I get together and get totally blasted at the pub every Friday >night. If only this were true. I also like to fantasize about being with Ron. In my dream, Ron is wearing his bestest Commodore uniform, the one with glittery epaulets, and I'm dressed in my RPF jumpsuit. Hello Ron, I say. Why must I trot around in silence and do menial labor? Shhh, child, says Ron, go get me a bundt cake. I go get Ron the best bundt cake I can find. Here you go, Ron, say I. HA HA HA HA HA HA! Get back to work, you bastard!, says Ron. Sigh...it's dreamy. I know Ron treats me badly because he really loves me. If he didn't care he wouldn't take all my money, would he. One day, when I open my own Org, I'll make someone go get me a bundt cake. HA HA HA HA HA, give me that bundt cake! I take your cake because I love you, I yell. Then I eat the cake in front of my cake-bearer. Get back to work, i yell. As I eat my cake I look up into sky and there I see L. Ron Hubbard winking and smiling at me. Get me a cake and then get back to work, i yell at Ron. Ron just giggles because he knows I'm learning to care. Thanks, Commodore Life-Giver. Stephen Jones