From: brad@bear.ras.ucalgary.ca ( Brad Wallace ) Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology,alt.showbiz.gossip Subject: Re: EXTRA Tabloid TV Show re: Jackson-Presley Divorce Date: 23 Jan 96 14:50:06 GMT Organization: The University of Calgary Message-ID: References: <4dq14f$ikk@clarknet.clark.net> <4dso6g$lij@sundog.tiac.net> gilliard@tiac.net (Steve) writes: >jcblal@clark.net (J C Blalock) wrote: >>So, was Lisa Marie more loyal to this church than to her husband? >>One of many questions people would like answers if and when this >>couple starts talking about the divorce. >Screw the space religion. Those people might have >wanted MJ in their ranks but he's not that silly. >Besides, America's favorite pedophile is severely >damaged goods. Ah - but that's how they figured how they could rope him in. Scene: Saint Hill Org, about three years back, meeting of various $cieno money-folks, including the lawn ornament LO: "What the fuck's this - only $500 Million in the IAS reserves? All of you are fuckin' down-stat! The whole fuckin' organization is down-stat! Shit - that fuckin androgynous freak Micheal Jackson has that much!" Other: "Now *that's* a thought" LO: "What the fuck you talkin' about? Jackson? Reel *him* in? Yeah fuckin' right. He goddamn molests little boys! Great fuckin' PR that!" Other: "Hold on DM, here me out. Right - he's lousy PR right now, but he's desperate for acceptance, to put that crap behind him - right? So, we offer him the chance to spruce up his image. He's got this thing for Lisa Marie Presley - why not have her get hitched to him? He's then seen as hetro-sexual, and LMP can then start introducing him into $cientology. We can make this *work* for us..... Scene: LA Celebrity Center, a couple o' months later LO: ".... so that's what we want you to do." LMP: "You're kidding - right? Jackson? He gives me the willys [shudders]. And what about my kids? I don't want him touching my babies." LO: "The greatest good for the greatest number of dynamics!" LMP: "Well..... Scene: About a year ago during one of LMP's and MJ's few times together LMP: "It's really great stuff - and it can cure you of this PR problem you have with, well, you know..." MJ: "And you say taht the first step is this 'purification rundown'?" LMP: "That's right. You see, many problems are caused by drugs and other poisons in the body, and using Ron's process of high doses of vitamins and lotsa sweating you can pass these poisons out of your body. And you like sweating, don't you Micheal...?" MJ: "Well, I'll give it a go. But if I don't like it I can just step away, right?" LMP: "Of course Micheal...." >Hell, they had to pay people to stand outside his >hospital room. It was 15 degrees that week. Ah, but that's where the climax came.... Scene: In the hospital room. MJ and LMP, arguing... MJ: "... that crap almost killed me. Look at me! I'm lying in a goddamn hospital, with no fuckin' energy and with the grim reaper outside the door. That bullshit is dangerous." LMP: "Don't call Scientology bullshit. It's the greatest boon to mankind ever discovered. Ron is a genius." MJ: "Ron's DEAD dammit! And I almost was too. And it's BECAUSE of that BULLSHIT you conned me into. The doctor said I was dehydrated beyond belief. And the vitamin overdose almost killed me in my weakened state. Forget it! No more. I don't want any more association with Scientology!" LMP: "Does that include me?" MJ: "Unless you leave Scientology." Scene: A few weeks ago, at the LACC LO: "So he won't change his mind?" LMP: "No. And I think he may have a point. I mean, he was almost killed." LO: "Bullshit. It was all the poisons coming out of his system that almost killed him. But he's putting doubt in your mind. You'd better disconnect from him before you become PTS." LMP: "But you wanted me to *marry* him. Now you want me to *divorce* him?" LO: "Yep...." And there you have it. Of course, that's only *my* take on the situation, and none of this may have happened, and as such this is fanatasy, but it *would* explain a few things, now wouldn't it..... -BRAD- -- Brad Wallace, SP2, KoX, brad@ras.ucalgary.ca - Read alt.religion.scientology "You have the right to free speech, as long as you are not dumb enough to actually try it" - "The Clash," paraphrasing Church of $cientology doctrine