From: "John Dorsay" Message-ID: Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology Date: Tue, 20 Jan 98 12:58:49 Subject: Re: Why don't the clams use their OT powers? On Sun, 18 Jan 1998 05:39:24 -0500, Xenu wrote: I'm confining this reply to email only for obvious reasons. >I'm a little upset with Minton, though. The truckloads of cash arrived= >as expected. But NOBODY WANTS GERMAN MARKS around my neighborhood. So= >please send dollars next time, Minton. Got that? Dollars, NOT marks! > There is a reason for the Marks, but it gets a bit complicated. A while back Bob decided to secretly buy the German Governmemt, so he could pass laws and create policies the cult wouldn't like. Of course, if this ever became public, it would be *very* bad P R for the arscc, so we had to create a cover story. The first production release of the Justin-bot spammed ars with "proof" that Bob was financing the arscc (which, of course, he is, so that was easy to prove). We then used the Justin-bot to create the Acceptable Truth (tm) that Bob was only a middleman, channeling money from the German Government to the arscc. BTW, Bob also controls the Twelve Bankers, so it was a simple matter to create a fake money trail for the clams to get all excited about discovering. Then of course we needed to create a cover story that the Justin-bot was a defective beta, since it is obviously stuck in an infinite loop. Now the suggestion that ars code is defective is just plain silly. The Justin-bot is functioning *exactly* according to spec, and will continue to do so as long as it is in service. Bob Minton has more programmers working for him in ars than Bill Gates has in Microsoft, and all the *good* ones are here. So that's where the Marks came from - it cost Bob a bit less to buy the German Government than our worst case (i.e. most expensive) projection, so he has some extra petty cash. OTOH, Bob is slowly buying the US judiciary (starting in California). He has had control of the US federal government for a while now, but he has to be careful not to buy too many states all at once. He does need to keep truckloads of US Dollars on standby, though, since obviously it is best if he does eventually buy the lot. So please don't make a fuss about the Marks. The Twelve Bankers have been instructed to give arscc members (your id# is 28, BTW) preferential exchange rates. Do NOT reveal the contents of this email to ANYONE under any circumstances. If you do, you may lose your tin-foil hat! Regards, John ------------------- Now direct from the Fifth Intergalactic Invader Fleet (Thanks for financing the hyperspace-internet gateway, Bob!) Original Member, Bernie's ars Bigot List (since v 0.9=E1) Invited Member, Helena Kobrin Fan Club since 1997/06/12 You too can be invited. Find out how at http://www.demon.co.uk/castle/helena/ From: "John Dorsay" Message-ID: Newsgroups: alt.religion.scientology Date: Tue, 20 Jan 98 13:02:06 Subject: Re: Why don't the clams use their OT powers? On Tue, 20 Jan 98 12:58:49, John Dorsay wrote: >On Sun, 18 Jan 1998 05:39:24 -0500, Xenu wrote: > >I'm confining this reply to email only for obvious reasons. Cult apologists: please do not read my previous post in this thread. It was supposed to be a private email which I posted accidentally. Some of it might not even be true, so why bother reading it, right? Regards, John ------------------- Now direct from the Fifth Intergalactic Invader Fleet (Thanks for financing the hyperspace-internet gateway, Bob!) Original Member, Bernie's ars Bigot List (since v 0.9=E1) Invited Member, Helena Kobrin Fan Club since 1997/06/12 You too can be invited. Find out how at http://www.demon.co.uk/castle/helena/